Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Kirchoff's law
I have been receiving this mail for quite a few years. I thought of posting it on my blog as well.
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Funny mahabharat climax scene :))
This is a funny episode from the movie "Jaane bhi do yaaro"
watch the video
watch the video
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
A BRIDGE TOO FAR
A BRIDGE TOO FAR ……Awesome…..!!!!!!!!!
The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and
strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several
centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of
the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an
amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad
built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed the other day even
before they could stick the posters on its pillars."
Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your
grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in the
sea and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was
ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."
Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the
bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot
of money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more
money on construction. "
Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case"
Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us
to submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or
school leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in
bullock carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as
the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is
itself under litigation for over half a century, If I go in a
traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize
me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer
a seat at IIT under the reserved category. Also, a God cannot walk in
dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make
even the devotees suspicious. So it is dilemma so to say."
"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."
"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce
the lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and
how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is
accepted without documentary evidence in India . You may cough but
unless a doctor certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present
himself personally but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has
to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that
complicated."
"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given
darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint
Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still
they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only
option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government
records straight once for all."
Lord smiled "It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may
look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama
Mareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was
in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on
earth as long as Salman Khan is around."
Jai Shree Ram
PS: Not sure who the original author of the post is. I got it as an email forward and posted it. I found a couple of links on the net posting the same article.
http://markets.moneycontrol.com/india/messageboardblog/16/51/message_thread/1922761/2222807
http://whimsicalmind.wordpress.com/2007/09/21/a-bridge-too-far/
The Lord surveyed the Ram Setu and said "Hanuman, how diligently and
strenuously you and your vanara sena had built this bridge several
centuries back. It is remarkable that it has withstood the ravages of
the climatic and geographical changes over centuries. It is indeed an
amazing feat especially considering the fact that a bridge at Hyderabad
built by Gammon using latest technology collapsed the other day even
before they could stick the posters on its pillars."
Hanuman with all humility spoke "Jai Sri Ram, it is all because of your
grace. We just scribbled your name on the bricks and threw them in the
sea and they held. No steel from TISCO or cement from Ambuja or ACC was
ever used. But Lord, why rake up the old issue now."
Ram spoke "Well, Hanuman some people down there want to demolish the
bridge and construct a canal. The contract involves lot of money and lot
of money will be made. They will make money on demolition and make more
money on construction. "
Hanuman humbly bowed down and said "Why not we go down and present our case"
Ram said "Times have changed since we were down there. They will ask us
to submit age proof and we don't have either a birth certificate or
school leaving certificate. We traveled mainly on foot and some times in
bullock carts and so we don't have a driving license either. As far as
the address proof is concerned the fact that I was born at Ayodhya is
itself under litigation for over half a century, If I go in a
traditional attire with bow and arrow, the ordinary folks may recognize
me but Arjun Singh may take me to be some tribal and, at the most, offer
a seat at IIT under the reserved category. Also, a God cannot walk in
dressed in a three-piece suit and announce his arrival. It would make
even the devotees suspicious. So it is dilemma so to say."
"I can vouch for you by saying that I personally built the bridge."
"My dear, Anjani putra, it will not work. They will ask you to produce
the lay-out plan, the project details, including financial outlay and
how the project cost was met and the completion certificate. Nothing is
accepted without documentary evidence in India . You may cough but
unless a doctor certifies it, you have no cough. A pensioner may present
himself personally but the authorities do not take it as proof. He has
to produce a life-certificate to prove that he is alive. It is that
complicated."
"Lord can't understand these historians. Over the years you have given
darshan once every hundred years to saints like Surdas, Tulsidas, Saint
Thyagaraja, Jayadeva, Bhadrachala Ramdas and even Sant Tukaram and still
they disbelieve your existence and say Ramayana is a myth. The only
option, I see, is to re-enact Ramayana on earth and set the government
records straight once for all."
Lord smiled "It isn't that easy today. Ravan is apprehensive that he may
look like a saint in front of Karunanidhi. I also spoke to his mama
Mareecha, who appeared as a golden deer to tempt Sita maiyya when I was
in the forest and he said that he won't take a chance of stepping on
earth as long as Salman Khan is around."
Jai Shree Ram
PS: Not sure who the original author of the post is. I got it as an email forward and posted it. I found a couple of links on the net posting the same article.
http://markets.moneycontrol.com/india/messageboardblog/16/51/message_thread/1922761/2222807
http://whimsicalmind.wordpress.com/2007/09/21/a-bridge-too-far/
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
Friday, July 27, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
Virtual barber shop
Hear the audio, make sure you use a headphone (not speaker)
For the uninitiated, its about a new sound technology, a very
realistic audio experience without fancy h/w
The technology behind this is Binaural recording
For the uninitiated, its about a new sound technology, a very
realistic audio experience without fancy h/w
The technology behind this is Binaural recording
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Hilarious... Lovers converstaion over phone
Got this as a forward.Don’t take seriously….Just for fun…..
THIS IS A TYPICAL CONVERSATION of Lovers in Kannada.....
Note: 1. Conversation madhye within brackets irodu manasina maathu
2. Love maaDtha iroro baykonDre naan enu maaDakke agalla
She Gives a Miss call to Him....and he calls her back..
She: Hello!
He: (Ayoo..ivatten kuiytalo.... ) Hi ...en helu..?
She: enu illa sumne call madde...
He: ( Call yavag madde.. Miss call thane kotte... ) oh...ok ..en madtidde chinnu??
She: ig tane oota aytu honey..nin en madtide?
He: nandu ig tane oota aytu.. iga...."kunidu kunidu bare" haadu keltide
Fm nalli
She: nice song..
(And then she hums the line "Mungaru maleye enu ninna hanigala..")
He: ( Allen eeli kichugdtidya?? ) hey!!!! Nin isht chennag haadtiya? Nang gotte irlilla
She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innond sala hadu pls!
She: illi ella malgidare..amel ella bhaya padtare..
He: ( Correct...Avru yavdo mohini pishachi ankotare... ) Come on! Please!
She: hogo. I don't sing that well
He: ( Adu oorge gottu... :-) ) It was really sweet. Please hadu dear
She: nangeno odd agide anstide chinnu
He: adral enide chennage hadtiyalla
She: neene helbeku
He: ( Nana? Nan bere daari ildira helde.. ) iga haadtiya ilva?
She: yako thale tintiya
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great voice
He: ( Donkey kooda nachkolo voicu.. ) hmmmm
She: sari ishtond keltidya... onde ond stanza hadtini ayta??
He: ( Innen kaadidyo.. ) Great!!!!
She: yaav haadu haadli ?
He: ( Nin yaav haadu hadidrenu...nan nidde antu haalagoytu... )Hmmmm. "Nimmbe hanninanta" from Premaloka?
She: Nice song. But nange lyrics gypka illa
He: ( Text book bitre ningen gypka irutte helu... ) santoshakke hadu santoshakke?
She: illa ade haadu haadtini
He: ( Ella onde yaav haadadru kivi kedutte?... ) Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: hey beda chinnu. Am feeling very shy!
He: haadu haadu.. nina haadina savige nanu mulgi mulugi telabeku
She: nodu galatey shuru madtidya...
He: ( Gottaytu thane ... mattinenu..: ) )No no. neenu shy andyalla adke. Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please haadey
She: naale haadla?
He: ( Haaaaa tappskonde guru.. Escape... ) sari maa ning yavag haadbek ansutto avagle haadu
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams.. Take care...
He: ( Jeeva ulitu... ) Sweets dreams to u too...
After a while She calls He (tat never happens, she gives only a missed call),,,,
She: Hey..Malagbitya
He: ( Illa current kandu hidita iddini... ) Illa ma.
She: En maadtidya..
He: ( NaDu rathirili enn ice-pice aa aadakagutte... ) Match nodta idde
She: sari neen Match nodko
He: ( Avaglinda ade madtiddey... )Hey. Its ok. Hale match thane.
She: alla. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: (Bad ah, this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing :- ) Bad anta nanenu helta illa. But I want you to be comfortable first. naale hadtini andyalla. So, me waiting..
(ivattu tappskonde ankondidde .. :-()
She sings 1 stanza from the song
Thoooo......... ....
He: Wow. Too good!
She: sullu. Nangottu nan voice eshtu kacchadvagide anta
He: ( Ningu Slef realization ide antaytu.. :-)... )Hey you really sing well.
She: hogo helbekalla anta hing ella heltiya
He: ( Chi Kallli, Correctag kandu hididbitte..... ) Che! Che! Nin voice sari illdidre nanu istott keltane irlilla
She: Hmmmm
He: nin ishtu chennag haadtiya anta gotte irlila ( Matte gottagodu beda.. :-(:-( )
She: Hmmm! Sari good night.. ninu malko..
He: ( Nin haad kelde mele .. innenu nidde kathe ashtte..) Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He: ( Ahaa... ivlu bidolla thande,,, )Ah.. helu ..
She: chinnu nijvaglu nan voice chennagidya
He: ( ....halagogu, nin voice record madi ondsala kelu ) nijvaglu! Ofcourse.
She: bari sullu
He: ( Ivlajji !!!!!!! inn nidde madok bitilandre......... ) Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm. Eno heltiya. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
THIS IS A TYPICAL CONVERSATION of Lovers in Kannada.....
Note: 1. Conversation madhye within brackets irodu manasina maathu
2. Love maaDtha iroro baykonDre naan enu maaDakke agalla
She Gives a Miss call to Him....and he calls her back..
She: Hello!
He: (Ayoo..ivatten kuiytalo.... ) Hi ...en helu..?
She: enu illa sumne call madde...
He: ( Call yavag madde.. Miss call thane kotte... ) oh...ok ..en madtidde chinnu??
She: ig tane oota aytu honey..nin en madtide?
He: nandu ig tane oota aytu.. iga...."kunidu kunidu bare" haadu keltide
Fm nalli
She: nice song..
(And then she hums the line "Mungaru maleye enu ninna hanigala..")
He: ( Allen eeli kichugdtidya?? ) hey!!!! Nin isht chennag haadtiya? Nang gotte irlilla
She: *giggles*
He: Hey. Innond sala hadu pls!
She: illi ella malgidare..amel ella bhaya padtare..
He: ( Correct...Avru yavdo mohini pishachi ankotare... ) Come on! Please!
She: hogo. I don't sing that well
He: ( Adu oorge gottu... :-) ) It was really sweet. Please hadu dear
She: nangeno odd agide anstide chinnu
He: adral enide chennage hadtiyalla
She: neene helbeku
He: ( Nana? Nan bere daari ildira helde.. ) iga haadtiya ilva?
She: yako thale tintiya
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great voice
He: ( Donkey kooda nachkolo voicu.. ) hmmmm
She: sari ishtond keltidya... onde ond stanza hadtini ayta??
He: ( Innen kaadidyo.. ) Great!!!!
She: yaav haadu haadli ?
He: ( Nin yaav haadu hadidrenu...nan nidde antu haalagoytu... )Hmmmm. "Nimmbe hanninanta" from Premaloka?
She: Nice song. But nange lyrics gypka illa
He: ( Text book bitre ningen gypka irutte helu... ) santoshakke hadu santoshakke?
She: illa ade haadu haadtini
He: ( Ella onde yaav haadadru kivi kedutte?... ) Cool
(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)
She: hey beda chinnu. Am feeling very shy!
He: haadu haadu.. nina haadina savige nanu mulgi mulugi telabeku
She: nodu galatey shuru madtidya...
He: ( Gottaytu thane ... mattinenu..: ) )No no. neenu shy andyalla adke. Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please haadey
She: naale haadla?
He: ( Haaaaa tappskonde guru.. Escape... ) sari maa ning yavag haadbek ansutto avagle haadu
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams.. Take care...
He: ( Jeeva ulitu... ) Sweets dreams to u too...
After a while She calls He (tat never happens, she gives only a missed call),,,,
She: Hey..Malagbitya
He: ( Illa current kandu hidita iddini... ) Illa ma.
She: En maadtidya..
He: ( NaDu rathirili enn ice-pice aa aadakagutte... ) Match nodta idde
She: sari neen Match nodko
He: ( Avaglinda ade madtiddey... )Hey. Its ok. Hale match thane.
She: alla. Did u feel bad I didn't sing?
(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)
He: (Bad ah, this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing :- ) Bad anta nanenu helta illa. But I want you to be comfortable first. naale hadtini andyalla. So, me waiting..
(ivattu tappskonde ankondidde .. :-()
She sings 1 stanza from the song
Thoooo......... ....
He: Wow. Too good!
She: sullu. Nangottu nan voice eshtu kacchadvagide anta
He: ( Ningu Slef realization ide antaytu.. :-)... )Hey you really sing well.
She: hogo helbekalla anta hing ella heltiya
He: ( Chi Kallli, Correctag kandu hididbitte..... ) Che! Che! Nin voice sari illdidre nanu istott keltane irlilla
She: Hmmmm
He: nin ishtu chennag haadtiya anta gotte irlila ( Matte gottagodu beda.. :-(:-( )
She: Hmmm! Sari good night.. ninu malko..
He: ( Nin haad kelde mele .. innenu nidde kathe ashtte..) Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He: ( Ahaa... ivlu bidolla thande,,, )Ah.. helu ..
She: chinnu nijvaglu nan voice chennagidya
He: ( ....halagogu, nin voice record madi ondsala kelu ) nijvaglu! Ofcourse.
She: bari sullu
He: ( Ivlajji !!!!!!! inn nidde madok bitilandre......... ) Not at all. You sing very well
She: Hmmm. Eno heltiya. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
Friday, February 02, 2007
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